O.J. here, O.J. There, O.J. everywhere

O.J. in the kitchen, O.J. in the den

O.J. is on the living room tube, he’s being covered once again

Monica is here, un, OH…Monica is there, now its Monica everywhere

Monica is in the parlor, she in the kitchen and the bedroom too

You can’t get enough Monica, she is even underneath the desk.

Blake, Blake, did you do it, I don’t know,

but that annoying Adlred woman would tell me so.

Blake in the Bar Room, and Blake down by the pool

Thank you very much to Fox and CNN, MSNBC, we love you.

Now it’s Martha, Martha in the garden,

Martha making donuts ,right in front of me

Martha is going to jail, I really know its true

Tanya’s fighting right out there, on my patio deck

Tyson’s is in the workout room spitting in my face.

Condit’s gone but Peterson grabbed the finger of national disgrace.

These aren’t people any more,

they’re celebrities, cartoon characters one and all

They build the ratings in the summer and continue on to fall

Thank you Fox and CNN, MSNBC, we love you

Now it’s Koby this and Koby that,

He’s in the den right where O.J. used to be.

I am calmly walking  to the closet to find my baseball bat

Thank you Fox and CNN, MSNBC, we love you

Wait a Minute, Heres a Flash

Move over

Here’s comes Michael

He had better settle again before he runs out of cash

And then there’s Arnold, our governor for the day

What can I  say

I know exactly what to do to fix all of my TVs.

I'll throw them out and get them away from me

I think I will keep just the one TV, sitting in my den

But…Oh, God no…

Gloria Aldred and

O.J. are back again

mikeb