Here is a Warning to men every where.

You have seen these popular little remote control cars and airplanes.

As a guy I used to like them but recently I been coming to the conclusion

that they are a menace to all mankind.

You can make these cars speed up or slow down,

go backward or forward or turn right and left

All from a considerable distance.

The scientists who work on the Mars landing have developed this remote control capability

To the finest detail and they can operate the Mars Rover here from earth even with video.

Here is the scary part.

What if  women got a hold of this technology and adopted it for their own illicit purposes.

Men every where would be wearing little helmets with antenna.

Picture this poor slob at the golf course. A silent signal penetrates the crisp morning air and

before the other three guys in his foursome can come to the rescue the man jumps out of his cart

in a trance like state, gets in his car and drives to the cleaners via the video store to pick up a chick flick.

On the way home he stops for roses at the florist shop.

With the remote video capability installed the casual water cooler encounter

with the hot office babe is a thing of the past.

Your wife will be able to have tea with her friends on Saturday morning or visit her mother,

while monitoring and controlling your every move cleaning the attic and finishing the

yard work. Take out the trash, no problem, laundry, yes dear, right away.

What if satellite tracking technology were combined with the remote control.

Now she will know where you are every minute of every day.

I telling you now that we have got to stop this trend and revolt now and take…

unh.. uh oh… I have to go now and wash my wife’s car and take it to have the oil changed….

Mikeb