TWO PEAS IN A POD

two peas were sitting together in a pod

they were two peas in a pod

they did not get a long very well and so one pea began complaining about being a pea

 she wished that she was a q or an m or even a j, anything instead of being a pea stuck in a pod with another pea

 as luck would have it, her fairy godmother was in the vicinity on a godmother convention

the fairy godmother heard the two peas bickering and immediately made the pea her very own pod to sit in

and not be disturbed by the other pea

the fairy godmother also gave the pea a new name

but since most all of the other letters in the alphabet were taken, she had to name the pea “I”

so I now sat in her own pod all by herself and was very happy.

and basically that is how Ipods were first invented.

MIKEB